let’s all go to the lobby…

Welcome to The Ministry LLC. All government services under one safe, convenient roof. Please proceed to the waiting area and quiesce your tablets…

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We at The Ministry LLC want your government services to be safe and convenient. Should you notice any odd or suspicious activity at any time, please immediately report it by punching three-eleven on your tablets. If you see something, buzz something.

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This is The Ministry LLC, the one stop you can’t live without. How can we serve YOU today?

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Welcome to The Ministry LLC. If Government’s the problem, we’re the solution!

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