Harry the American Cockroach (Patrick Ryan Bolger)
Thomas J Worker: Past (Dennis Brito)
Molly Worker: Past (Lois Dilivio)
Dorothy “Dolly” Worker (Katherine C McDonald)
Martha Worker (Tatiana Pavela)
Phil (the Loser) (Adam Perabo)
Henrietta Mitvik (Nilla Watkins)
Solandra “Peaches” Donald (Rachel Halper)
Tammy Mulholland (Dana Jesberger)
Mark Chapter (Jason Perlman)
Nummy (Dana Jesberger)
Phil (the Hero): Drumming (Adam Perabo)
Conductor (Alex Dagg)
Rider 1 (Rachel Halper)
Rider 2 (Katherine C McDonald)
Rider 3 (Nilla Watkins)
Big John (Jason Perlman)
Phil (the Hero) (Adam Perabo)
Pooch the Hacker (Rachel Halper)
Dolores “Dolly” Worker: Bedtime (Katherine C McDonald)
Henrietta Mitvik: Bedtime (Nilla Watkins)
Solandra “Peaches” Donald: Bedtime (Rachel Halper)
Molly Worker: Slated for Execution (Lois Dilivio)
Attendant (Alex Dagg)
Number 662 (Alex Dagg)
Number 662’s spouse (Patrick Ryan Bolger)
Number 664 (Katherine C McDonald)
Assistant with Mouth Harp (Patrick Ryan Bolger)
The Statue (Alex Dagg)
Number 1785 (Patrick Ryan Bolger)
Number 1787 (Nilla Watkins)
Reporter 1 (Katherine McDonald)
Reporter 2 (Robin Rays)
The Ministry Crew (Hila Naus & Robin Rays)
Dolores “Dolly” Worker: Incarcerated (Katherine C McDonald)
Henrietta Mitvik: Incarcerated (Nilla Watkins)
The Guitarist (Jason Perlman)
Barista (Alex Dagg)
Customer (Katherine C McDonald)
Reporter 3 (Alex Dagg)
Guard 1 (Dana Jesberger)
Guard 2 (Alex Dagg)
Guard 3 (Robin Rays)
Thomas J Worker, end of play (Dennis Brito)
we are now 